Red Right Hand: WRONG CHRIS
*He is not a secret agent. Not at all.

 

WRONG CHRIS

Today most of the country celebrates the wrong Chris. One the who didn't discover the New World and was generally a raging asshole who opened up a hemisphere to not a whole lot of good. An opinion colored by the fact that this holiday is not celebrated by the psychopathic profitmongers (i.e. corporations) that I am generally working for at any given moment.

So, that last movie not withstanding, Happy Birfday, Chris Carter.
©2016 Michael Patrick Sullivan