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*He is not a secret agent. Not at all.

 

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UPDATED: All unasnwered quotes are now revealed. I know it was not easy. It wasn't meant to be.

Tavis tagged me with the 15 movie quotes meme. I'm not movie guy, though. I'm TV guy. Therefore, in true studio exec fashion, I'm changing one of the defining characteristics to suit what I want.

The picture of Tina Fey is here for no reason. Because you don't need a reason to have a picture of Tina Fey.

Fifteen quotes. Identify them if you can. If you've been paying attention 'round here, some of them should be ridiculously easy. I'll update later with correct answers and what-not.

And if you get all Googletronic on it, know deep inside your soul that you didn't have it. You came up against it and it beat you. You lack moral fiber and nobody likes you. See that bottle of pills...yeah...you know what to do.

If you get all Googley.


1. "The world can move, or not, by changing some words." (The West Wing - Will)

2. "First thing's first, but not necessarily in that order." (Doctor Who)

3. “It's a thin line 'tween heaven and here.” (The Wire)

4. "Can I ask you a personal question? What is your name?" (M*A*S*H)

5. "Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." (Firefly -Emily)

6. "Okay, when she comes back, we're gonna grab her and hold her down and you tell her really ugly things about the world." (Gilmore Girls -Matthew)

7. "Won't she find it difficult, enjoying delicious jelly-filled doughnuts, if she is—one assumes—bound and gagged?" (Angel)

8. "
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face. " (Moonlighting - Tavis)

9. "I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!" (Blackadder - Piers)

10. ""It's all very calm around here... I thought they'd all be happy-slappy hoodies. Happy-slappy hoodies with ASBOs. Happy-slappy hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones ..." (Doctor Who)

11. "Knock it off, turkey, I'm in the middle of some thanksgiving." (Jack of All Trades)

12. "I look like Manilla Whore Barbie." (Veronica Mars - Clownzilla)

13. "I don't know what was more disturbing - his description of the inner core reincarnated souls' sex orgy...or the fact that the whole thing is written in screenplay format." (X-Files - Will)

14. "Live every week like it's shark week." (30 Rock -Rob)

15. "I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'." (The Wire - Piers)
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