Red Right Hand: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK?
*He is not a secret agent. Not at all.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK?

Lunch!

What was the last thing to go through the minds of the people on the Brooklyn Bridge?

Teeth.


Why couldn't the helicopter get out of Central Park?

Because of the escape claws.


Why didn't Lady Liberty fight the monster?

She had no head for violence.

What? Too soon?
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