Red Right Hand: THINGS NOT TO SAY
*He is not a secret agent. Not at all.

 

THINGS NOT TO SAY

You would think that LAX would be the one place in the world you could utter the words "shoot a pilot" and terrorist acts would not be the first thing that comes to mind.

More reasons to like the TSA (and take this how you will).

Mike Figgis, apparently came though LAX on his way to direct the pilot of Canterbury's Law. When asked the purpose of his visit, he said "I'm here to shoot a pilot."

Five hours of interrogation followed.

Question #1: Cold Creek Manor? What the fuck?

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