I BESEECH THEE TO PLEASE, IF YOU WOULD, SHOVE IT

Apparently this is TV Turn Off Week.

To the TV Turn Off Folk, I sing a hearty "Fuck you with a traffic cone used for several years as a marker in a middle school gym class."

There are, by percentages, as researched by the Foundation To Back Up Shit That Sullivan Says, as many crap books as there is crap TV.

How about Shut That Book Week? Huh?

You know another Tim Minear series bit it while this shit was going on.