Red Right Hand: WITH HER MOTORMOUTH, SHE'D BE A MASSIVE SECURITY RISK
*He is not a secret agent. Not at all.

 

WITH HER MOTORMOUTH, SHE'D BE A MASSIVE SECURITY RISK

From Gilmore Girls: "We've Got Magic To Do" Season six, episode five.

PARIS
Tell them I speak Chinese...and Farsi.

I expect that, this season, the CIA will turn up at Yale to recruit a certain neurotic blonde senior and compulsive overacheiver. Or, y'know, not.
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