MCSWEENEY'S

My current piece at McSweeney's Internet Tendency explores an alternative theory to some of today's most vexing problems. Well, a most vexing problem.
I fully subscribe to the idea that the more ridiculous a conspiracy theory is, the more likely it is to be correct. And by fully, I mean a little bit.
Increasing Airline Revenue Through FearAnd no. No relation. You'll see.