I CALL UPON THE LAZYWEB

Research assistance is required. So, if anyone knows a Chicago Police officer, active or retired, that I can ask a question (maybe three) of, I'd be grateful. And as long as this post exists, it means I still need the assistance. Once I'm connected with a Chicago cop, I'll delete this post.

While I'm at it,if anybody's got mp3s from the 1985 Nile Rodgers album "B-Movie Matinee," that's be cool too.