YOU GOT SORKIN IN MY ELLIS!

This is why you need to read Crooked Little Vein.

Not for the fav-or-able reviews. No. Nor for the early appearance of Godzilla-bukkake.

Read it because within its pages, these words exist (and in this order). Spoken by a highly placed government official after having been caught in the lie that he had never seen The West Wing.

He found a black pair of shades in his jacket and fumbled them on. "CIA's been running Aaron Sorkin for years. He leaks this stuff out under cover of fiction to test the waters. Every time he gets too cute we plant crack on him in airports. Or make him write Studio 60.

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