Red Right Hand: 07.2005
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CREDITS AND WORKS

©2011 Michael Patrick Sullivan

 

COMPLETE FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND

Either I can't understand television executives or they can't understand anyone else.



Global Frequency is easily one of the best pilots I've seen of late. It was written by John Rogers and was a rollicking good adventure show that fits in nicely in this "post-Lost" season without trying to copy Lost directly by sticking people and/or aliens in the water and making weird things happen (much like at least three fall shows).

For those not up to speed, this pilot was passed on by WB and who-knows-who-else and was relegated to sitting around not being seen by anyone. Well, it snuck out and got "pirated" on BitTorrent and a grass-roots campaign sprung up around it. Now, keep in mind, this isn't like a write-in to keep a show from getting cancelled. This is, to my knowledge, a first. People wanted to get a show that never got on the air...on the air. A true phenomenon. For more on GF, go here.

Now according to creator Warren Ellis on a recent emailing, all this buzz from these illicit copies has killed-killed-killed GF getting on the air. So it's more dead than it was, if such a thing can be. I guess WB is a little pissed about it escaping into the wild.

My message to them: Get over it.

Imagine for a moment that I could not only bake a pie, but that I could do it well. Now, Imagine I left that pie to cool in the window and one of the local guttersnipes came 'round and nicked it.

Now imagine that said guttersnipe and several thousand of his buddies came knocking on my door, copped to stealing the pie and having all had a taste, said they would like more from me, all legal-like this time. They would spread the word to the other snipes and everyone would save up their pennies and buy my pies and when I put out the DVD of my pies, they'd buy that too.

Now imagine I said, "No. I don't want your money, your adulation or your ratings points, 'cuz you made off with a pie of mine that I was actually not going to eat. I was going to dig a hole in a nearby gravel pit and bury it there."

In what scenario is that not idiotic?

WB, you've got the kind of buzz that you cannot buy with marketing and In a way that hasn't really been done before. (Though I suspect that the leak of this fall's Supernatural (WB again) onto the interweb is anything but an accident and has essentially gone unnoticed.)

Why do you dislike your audience so much that you will not give them what they want, but you will force upon them shite like Living with Fran?

 

ANT #1 DELAYED

Just like it says. For reasons out of our control, Ant #1 will be two-three weeks late.



Additionally, my "proper" job will be coming to a premature close in about 60 days. As such, I am now accepting handouts, gambling tips, low-paying (and high-paying) freelance writing gigs, and any other means of getting cash-money into my coffers.

 

NOT FOR NOTHING...

...but this would totally rawk, if it's true.



Clicky above.

 

ON THE STANDS

Scrye #87 featuring a pocket-change piece on Batman and the Fantastic Four.

 

DAMN MINE EYES

I forgot to include my goddamn proof of WGA reg. in the ABC/Disney Fellowship application! Now I have to undergo several hours of daily yoga and what-not until I get to the point where I am able to rightwise kick my own ass.

Damnation! What, now, can I pin my hopes to in an unreasonable fashion?

Bloody hell.

That and I've decided to shelve my long festering Zombies Vs. Cheerleaders project (so yes, breathe a sigh of relief if you must), as I fear the zombie thing may well be getting played out. Zombies are so....2005.

 

SOME QUALITY MATERIAL

About once a week, I'll hit this topic.


This week, the best TV show was Battlestar Galactica "Valley of Darkness" written by Bradley Thompson & David Weddle (Deep Space Nine).

All the usual great, tense writing I have come to expect from this series is here, but this week things take on a little bit of a Die Hard tone and the show amped up with some adrenaline. Three words. Cylon. Boarding. Party.

While I dig the sci-fi/political bent this show has taken and look forward to what it's going to say on the topic of religion as it gets further into the Cylon culture, sometimes I like to see some violence.

If you missed it or failed to TIVO it, hit the BitTorrent and download 2x01 and 2x02. Then keep watching on Sci-Fi channel. Not through BT every week. Watch the damn commercials. Give the channel the ratings. They're paying for the show.

Rescue Me was also worth attention this week, but it seemed like they're still building toward stuff and that this was what I like to call a "utility" episode.

Also, if you've been wary of dropping the cash on a Firefly DVD set, they're airing on Sci-Fi now.


Ex Machina #13 written by Brian K. Vaughan (Y: The Last Man, Ultimate X-Men) with art by Tony Harris (Starman, Obergeist). Comic of the week.

Vaughan has a great handle on politics and on super-heroes and they continue to collide in a manner as to make such delightful explosions. In this issue, former super-guy and current Mayor of New York, Mitchell Hundred gets the call for jury duty and being a stand-up guy, he answers the call. To that end, he's like Bartlet with a foul-mouth.

Also, there's a new super-hero in town. Doubt that's a good thing. Great for story, just...you know. Not a bad jump-on point, but I recommend starting at the beginning with the First Hundred Days trade paperback.

 

FAIR WARNING

Two weeks from today, Ant #1 comes out.


The day after that, Wizard World: Chicago gets under way. Ant writer Marc Hammond and I will both be in attendance (but not set up anywhere, we'll be free range comic folk). Alas, creator Mario Gully cannot join us, but he will be signing at Acme in Longwood, FL on 8/3.

 

SSSKRRREEEAAARRRLLL!!!!!


The final chapter of Spacehawks has aired and the complete series will soon be made available for purchase on CD. When I know more...it'll be because someone told me, but then you'll know more sometime after that.

 

THE LATEST THING

Scrye #86 is out and available in your finer comics and hobby shops.

This time around, a piece on Trash Talking and a little something regarding Green Lantern villains.

 

IT HAS COME TO THIS...

Coming off my recent death in Batman Allies Secret Files 2005 (thanks, Russ), and the coming release of Ant #1 along with whatever befalls me in August (and there is at least one cool thing going to do just that) I decided it was time to join the twentieth century.

About half a decade too late.

Here is redrighthand.net. It will serve an internet clearing house for me and my works. It will likely be more useful to me than anyone else, but if you get some sort of vicarious thrill from reading about someone else's lack of actual thrills, then this be the place for you.